A nice grandma to bake more cookies.
But what if it was all a dream
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This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.
[I.D. an edited version of the "children's hospital" meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]
Well duh. It’s just color theory
i wish agard and lysmee could’ve gotten the chance to meet. alas things just weren’t meant to be
this is my cat lyra, she is obsessed with my brother's leather boots. she has what we call "boot time" which is when my brother leaves them out so she can rub her face all over them and drool because she's a weirdo. as you can see in the picture she really loves these specific boots.
For all my fellow oversharers out there.
As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.
Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.
Skin against skin, butt and bone
You're drawing by yourself so you must atone
Boys or girls, when you draw their rears
There's one rule that you must adhere
LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR.
LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR.
LET THE BUTTCHEEKS
KISS THE FLOOR.
Thank you, that mnemonic will be stuck in my head forever now.
